Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Everyone's smile is identical on the internet.
The lonely person's wrists begin to hurt with the onset of carpal tunnel syndrome, and it beings to type with store-bought braces designed specifically for this ailment, which becomes more and more common. Reading is becoming increasingly common along with carpal tunnel syndrome, but the text is no longer in English. A new language is evolving which one does not need to be human to speak, a dialect of English never spoken because so much of it is unpronounceable, but understood by every young person with access to a networked computer. There was a time when reading was applied to writing which had been carefully crafted and constructed, proofread and edited before reaching the eyes of the reader. The situation has changed. Writing is taken less seriously when anyone with a keyboard can present their literary creations as quickly as they can type it, with typos ignored and revisions made only to conform to the new dialect, to change the word "two" to the digit and the word "you" to the letter that goes by the same name. Conversations take place without voice, like passing notes in class but across an ocean. The new language is the first to never be spoken since the invention of sign language. Deaf people no longer need sign language to communicate so long as they have a computer, and the other member of the conversation need not even know they cannot hear.
The lonely person flirts with a young woman who is really a middle-aged man trying to sell subscriptions to his stolen pornography web site. He places advertisements for penis enlargement pills in the margins of the page plastered with photographs of an anonymous vagina. Porn and pharmaceuticals are in the same business nowadays, and they use the same marketing techniques. The middle-aged man will die in nineteen months of a heart attack brought on by too much Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets. The lonely person will eventually lose the ability to interact with humans face-to-face, choosing instead to send text messages to people sitting on the other side of the room. In seven years it will develop a social phobia so severe that it stops leaving the house, working and living through its computer, eventually forgetting what words sound like and becoming a mute. As it surrenders itself to the sole outlet of the internet for communication, it will lose its smile, its voice, and its gender, becoming an anonymous drone, just like everyone else.
The text on the screen asks for age, sex, and location, but the lonely person can no longer remember the answers, and so it invents its own, posing as a young woman and trying to sell subscriptions to its stolen pornography web site.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Trees
Trees are murderers and cannibals. The world of trees is brutal and harsh, but the atrocities they commit and endure move so slowly that to the eyes of a human, they appear beautiful and peaceful.